Jesus can help you with your swing.

Also Jesus is always down to settle disputes with violence.

I though Jesus didn't like hockey because he was always getting nailed into the boards...

Let jesus help you with your grip.

don't side tackle Jesus... its rude...

But tackling him is still fair game.

Holy fuck he dosen't even wear ski boots, those are just sandals on skis, H-Core Jesus.... H-Core...

Last but not least, Jesus is always down for a little rollerblading... on grass....
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