ITS OVER!

FUCK THIS BLOG! we have moved!

WWW.THETEAMSPORTS.COM

so go there from now on! im still working on it.. but yea go there.

WWAD Wednesdays Issue 3!

So it's James's birthday. And since he's my tight homie, I had to go above and beyond.

So, from me and Buphinderjeet and Rajmihnder. Happy Birthday!

Too tired to make a real blog post

it's been a long day... and tomorrow is my birthday so I'm gonna be real lazy... and if this bothers you, you need to find a better source of entertainment, maybe look at one of those other thousand blogs that popped up in the last 5 minutes. I occasionally look at some others, and they suck.... so good luck

Missed Mondays: Lloydminster's Optimist is back

The Lloydminster craigslist optimist is back.... and I guess things didn't go do well, He has quit asking for just straight up no strings attached fun. He has now started offering money, I'm not sure if this legal, but atleast he's still trying. So if any girls need extra cash for college/university, I have found your man!

FUCK IT fridays: BitchBoards

Go to bitch boards dot com..

Women's snowboarding has just been sent back another 20 years.

.....meh oh well

Technology Thursdys: Spore

Spore is what may be described as a evolution simulation. It is the creation of game designer Will Wright, who created practically every game starting with SIM, like Sim City, Sim World, Sim Ant, Sim Copter, Sim Life, and the Sims. In this game you control a species from single cell organism, all the way to galactic conquest and everything between.



You start as a single cell organism(for this demonstration, I'll be using a dick shaped organism, because I am not mature and this is funny to me) Your goal is to survive, evolve and eventually make it to land)


Eventually you evolve into a land creature, from here you have to either make friends or eliminate the other packs of creatures on the island you are situated on.


Eventually you will develop more, you can use tools and discover fire, you are now a primitive tribe. Once again you are faced with the choice to make friends or destroy the other tribes.


One of the amazing things about this game is it has a primitive, but easy to use tool for designing almost everything in the game. You pick how all your buildings look, you design the vehicles your people drive, even a space ship you travel the galaxy in. You can basically make everything look like anything you want..... again for this example I made them all dicks.... because dick shaped things are just funnier........unless your mature.


If you dont thing a dick in a top hat is funny, your probably on the wrong blog.


Honestly I just made planet of the dicks for use on this blog. My real civilization are unicorns... and they are just magic. And yes I do understand planets of dicks and unicorns may seem real QUEE'AH, but fuck it I don't care, because I keep it real like that. But in all seriousness this game is real cool, even if you don't like video games( because you have social skills or something) you will probably dig this game, it's real cool like that. So check it out, or don't.

CineMagic Indeed

If I was in charge of sign changing at CineMagic theaters, I also would take a break half way through changing Hancock to the dark night....
'
CHEERS!

WWAD Issue 2.2!

TOPS!

WWAD Wednesdays Issue 2!

I've been looking into getting some professionaly done dog portrait's done the last few days.

But after a close inspection on a select number of Vancouver photography studios, I don't know if I really want to 'break the bank' for things that could very well turn out like these and eventually leak onto the world wide web onto some dick's blog.

































































But I'm balling, and the internet doesn't scare me so I'm doing it.

Alright? Alright.

delay

there will be a delay in git learn'd Tuesday... i bought spore today, and It has basically ate up all my free time. Spore is basically SIM-Evolution, you can practically make any creature you want....



my lack of maturity, caused me to create a tribe of dick creatures... go fig

surfs up, mien fuer!

please please please someone go to ebay or amazon and buy me this movie


ps: my birthday is coming up... so please please buy it for my birthday

Missed Mondays

Alright first Missed Connection Monday, This week I found two missed connections from the same coffee shop. I sure hope they have WIFI there, and these were both posted from the coffee shop, that would just be magic.


(click image for full version)



Nothing says love like old boobs hanging out of rainbow tube tops



A close call with manslaughter is always a good story to tell your grandchildren how you met. I hope they find each other just for that reason. I hope some day I get myself one of those stories, preferably with a close call with manslaughter included. But i cant really think of a situation that would fill that criteria... any ideas?

Latersay Saterday

Dear, Guy who sat next to me at the movie

If you stomp on my feet on the way to the washroom, on your way back please don't stomp on my feet even harder on your way back in... you heard me say "OOoowww" don't pretend you didn't, don't just sit there looking like a Chaz Broski.

Beercycling!!

FUCK IT Fridays: cont

So cruising youtube, for videos of the Osiris D3s and i find this...



My Osiris D3s and funky No Fear Socks



I don't get it.... how does this even happen?... and all the comments on it are super positive.... it boggles my mind

FUCK IT Fridays: Sucking and Blowing, you out of the water

Kim Yoo Suk, such a unfortunate name, I hope one day he wins a metal and the crowd starts chanting his name. But it doesn't seem like he did all that well anyways, so maybe, Kim Yoo possibly do Suk.

Oh awesome! Hannah Montana concert candy, they come in microphone, guitar, and flaccid penis shapes, FINALLY something to suck on during a Saturday afternoon watching the Disney channel in my underwear.

If I learned anything from Disney, Ice Cube, and Tim Allen, it's road trips, and going camping, can fix any problems a family has. To some people, this is camping, getting into a tour bus, that costs more than many peoples homes, and driving somewhere to "rough it". Tim Allen did it in RV and Pete and PJ did it in a Goofy Movie. I get it you have all this money, you might as well do something retarded with it. If i had a extra million to spend on a RV chances are this would be roughing it to me. So why half ass the retarded luxury, when your RV can also be a yacht.

Its amazing what money can do, but hey junior is gonna be late because traffic to the Hamptons this time of fall is just murder.

Good thing he got this as a graduation present, time for family bonding!

Technology Thursdys

Trek: Belt Drive

Sick of your bike chain greasing up your fresh new jeans? Well it looks like chains may be out in the Fewtch. Belt driven bikes are being put into development, by some major bike companies. Belt driven bikes apperantly don't stretch or break over time, I didnt even know chains stretch... but apperantly they do, says Treck bikes, who are releasing a couple belt driven bikes in the near future. The system looks super neato and far out, but it's also pricey with bikes starting at $930. I wonder if they work with those quee'ah fixied gear bikes, only time will tell..

Also in design news, I seriously want to pee on this!



It looks like a good time, and boy do I like peeing and sports simultaneously

ANDY!

oh shit those are BOGIES!!

WWAD Wednesdays Issue 1!

Russians? Bears? and Motorcycles?

I would do this!

GIt learn'D: New format

All right, I have decided to throw some format into this shit show of a blog. So what that means is each day of the week is gonna have a theme, so this blog has some kind of direction. I have been lacking direction in my blogging lately and so I've just been super lazy about it. So here we go!

MONDAY: Missed Connections Mondays
I will personaly scourer craigslist for the best missed connection I can find, and give my two cents about it.

TUESDAY: Git learn'D Tuesdays
Tuesdays are a day where I'll pick a subject and educate you about It, for example I think next TuesdayIi may write about why I think recycling is a stupid waste of time and resources. So stay tuned for that.

WEDNESDAY: What Would Andy Do Wednesdays
Every Wednesday Andy Larkin will be coming by do drop some knowledge on you foos and foosettes. so curb yo nog.

THURSDAY: Technology Thursdys
Thursdays are all about technology, It could be about the latest Croc technology or that movie TRON.... remember TRON!?.... I hear they are making a TRON 2.

FRIDAY: FUCK IT Fridays
Fuck it, I'll do whatever I want, or I won't

SATURDAY: SHaterday
I hate on somthing, it could be anything... there's a bunch of things to be bummed out on out there.

SUNDAY: ENTERTAIN YOURSELF DAMNITT
No Seriously... go outside or somthing... leave me alone

I currently dont know how many of these i have consumed

James and the giant peach

80 year old diners and stolen VCRs

It is effin gloomy out

The Modern Evolution of Transportation

Remember when the first Segway scooter came out? It was supposed to revolutionize transportation, and it did! For years the Segway remained unchanged, why mess with perfection , right? But if you combine perfection, with amazingness, you get gold BABY! and by that I'm talking about the combination of Segway and Rollerblades that is.....

THE EASY GLIDER

Presenting The Easy Glider

THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!

You can even combine your longboard with it, and if theres one thing I like is finding new ways to enjoy my ol' sector nine long board! shred on bra!


The segway is not the only mode of transportation to get a modern facelift.. look out cyclists, you better make some room in that dumpster for your fixie because there is a new weird bike on the market..

THE H-ZONTAL BIKE



This takes real skill to pilot, a real man to harness... are you man enough?

It looks like the future of transportation is bright

so bright I have to wear shades...

HOLY FUCK!!!!!1111oneoneone

This is the ultimate in frat-ish douche-baggary.

Slow and steady wins the race

Often times I have fucked up doing something because I was in a rush, maybe pouring cereal, or pumping up a bike tire... but those usually end in a small mess or a popped tire. One young father has paid the ultimate price for not taking the extra second, or ten, to problem solve:

(not actual picture of said father)

A 22 year old man by the name of Miguel Angel Rivera Lemus fell on a knife trying to save his children that he accidentally locked in the car.

police said "the couple tried to find a way to open the car. The wife searched for a spare set of keys. Lemus, meanwhile, grabbed a large butcher knife which police believe he was going to use to pry open the car’s window"

"But as Lemus went out of the apartment, he fell down six stairs and landed on the knife"

.....Well fuuuuck........

Police said "he managed to return to the apartment unit and asked his wife to call 911. She had been able to get the children out of the car using a spare set of keys. The children were not injured"

He later died at Carolinas Medical Center


(Original story)

Batman & Robin forever

I know Robin has been left out of the last couple of Batmovies, so here is a tribute to Batman and Robin and their un-dieing bond that has survived generations....

The optimist

Craigslist is an amazing resource, you can find jobs, housing, or almost anything you'd want to buy second hand...... Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, as I currently do. A quick browse of craigslist for Lloydminster's things for sale you get less than 5 listings in the last 2 months. One listing is for a 80 ft HAM Radio tower, seemingly very useless... but it is only 300 dollars... soooo bargain! Also up for sale is both pokemon red and blue 50 bucks, again bargain! but that's about it, unless you go to the personals section. That section is just flooded, but it's all from one 38 year old man looking for a good time. Every couple days he posts multiple listings looking for a lady to join him for a night of no strings attached hotel room fun. The thing is he is the only listing on the personals for the entire town. He's also been posting for some time......

because as you can see sometime between July 14th and August 1st he went from a 37 male to a 38 male..... So here is to you Lloydminsters most optimistic man, Happy belated Birthday! Keep reaching for that rainbow

Git learn'D: Olympic Games

I spend allot of my free time on the internet, and sometimes I even learn things. For example, there are many sports in the Olympic games you may not know (or care) about. For example I never knew about this Modern Pentathlon. It makes that cross-country skiing and gun shooting winter sport look like a cake walk on easy street... but who knows these days maybe cake eating street walking could be a olympic sport some day, here's hoping... but anyway Modern Pentathlon is fencing, pistol shooting, 200m freestyle swimming, show jumping on horseback, and then a 3km run... Holy Fuck....



I believe all future wars should be fought using only these 5 disciplines, and broadcast , I'm sure allot of horses would be slain... but im sure there is a glue shortage somewhere.... right?

A couple new sports also made their debut at these Olympic games:

BMX:


Olympic Girl Kissing:



And

The Chinese Fire Drill


... my bet is China for gold.. almost seems unfair really

MANdy

Seems like a special someone has a secrect admirer on the lil ol missed connections..


WHO?




Sound like anyone you knooow?