I spend allot of my free time on the internet, and sometimes I even learn things. For example, there are many sports in the Olympic games you may not know (or care) about. For example I never knew about this Modern Pentathlon. It makes that cross-country skiing and gun shooting winter sport look like a cake walk on easy street... but who knows these days maybe cake eating street walking could be a olympic sport some day, here's hoping... but anyway Modern Pentathlon is fencing, pistol shooting, 200m freestyle swimming, show jumping on horseback, and then a 3km run... Holy Fuck....
I believe all future wars should be fought using only these 5 disciplines, and broadcast , I'm sure allot of horses would be slain... but im sure there is a glue shortage somewhere.... right?
A couple new sports also made their debut at these Olympic games:
BMX:
Olympic Girl Kissing:
And
The Chinese Fire Drill
... my bet is China for gold.. almost seems unfair really
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