Git learn'D: Lifetime Achievement; Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan first appeared to me as a wrestling Superstar, ever since I remember wrestling I can remember Hulk being there. I'm pretty sure he wrestled late into his 70s. But the wrestling ring was not big enough for him, he was a star that no steel cage could contain. He went on to appear in many amazing films such as;



Which now shows how much of a ripoff artist Vin Desil is, Pacifier my ass.


I actually remember renting this as a kid but it didn't work, fucking VHS tapes, so we returned it and rented the fucking SUPER SCOPE!


and it ruled.... but anyways....


Santa with muscles, of course a obvious precursor to the smash hit...

JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

I have nothing bad to say about Jingle all the way.... I actually enjoy this movie, and have viewed it at least 20 times in its entirety

One would think, after years and years of Hulkamania, old Hogan would slow down..... FUCK NO! He is all over the place, American Gladiators, Hogan Knows Best, and pimping out his daughter, he shows no sign of slowing down those 24 inch pythons. Not saying he didn't fumble in a few of his ventures.....


PASTAMANIA!

Apperantly nobody wanted to go to a Hulk Hogan Pasta restaurant, go figure, but he sure was enthusiastic about it



A Music Career


So Brooke Hogan isnt the first musician in the Hogan lineage, Hulk released an amazing CD, with a great track list:

1. Hulkster's in the House

2. American Made

3. Hulkster's Back

4. Wrestling Boot Traveling Band

5. Bad to the Bone

6. I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac

7. Beach Patrol

8. Hulk's The One

9. Hulkster in Heaven

10. Hulk Rules

All are pretty good song's but the standout is the very danceable, I Want to Be a Hulkamaniac:



Now I Leave you with Baby Hulk, a picture I photoshopped years ago, a time when I frequented internet forums, where I once posted it. I lost the picture off my computer, as it was made at least four to five computers ago. But the picture resurfaced as my friend Eric's Facebook profile picture. Imagine my surprise to learn the stupid photoshop I made years ago circled around the internet, and to come back to me again ......... OOOooo OOoooo Its magic, you know.



God bless Hulk, God bless