BOY TOYS!

When I was young I always looked forward to Christmas and my birthday... why?... MOTHERFUCKING presents that's why. But as I got older and less interested in toys and video games, and no longer trusted the judgment of my parents to get me a present that I'd actually enjoy, these occasions turned into "I get money so I can feed myself and continue my ridiculous lifestyle days". I'm always envious of my friends who get presents from their parents that are thoughtful, practical, or show that the parents know their child at least a little. So now that I have two jobs, and I can feed myself, I hope maybe the days could return... so mom If you finally figured out to use a computer... which in all honesty I hope you haven't..... I only want one thing for my birthday next month......







GIANT FUCKING JENGA!!!!


THIS ISNT YOU GRANDMOTHERS FUCKING JENGA!!! as you can see she is about to shit her fucking pants!!!

Because if toy companies these days knew shit, they would just take what I liked as a kid and make it fucking giant.

like a giant Lego T-Rex, its just awesome people



But toy companies are to busy making things like........

Cum on your Friends guns



And Basement Flooding Pups




Kids these days are gonna grow up to be super messed up methinks..