Damn Dirty Apes

It seems with everyone focusing on high gas, Obama related campaign coverage and with the outlawing of trans fats, people don't seem to realize the underground ape insurgence, that threatens us all. It seems all these years of teaching those damn apes human behavior like wearing clothes, acting in movies, and even smoking, has taught them think they are human. What really has me outraged is the news, in china, a monkey pig hybrid has been born!


"Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China. Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township. 'It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!' Feng told Oriental Today."

Now they are mating with our pigs?! when is this going to end? it's only a matter of time before you come from work early, to find a ape in your bed enjoying a smooth menthol cigarette after making sweet love to your wife...




... or pig